EST. 1810 1835 1882

BOREDOM BUSTER

A shot of Old Crow and a game of pick-up sticks.

  1. Pick up sticks from yard.
  2. Pour 1 oz. of Old Crow.

FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH

  1. Pour 1 oz. of Old Grand-Dad.
  2. Get out photo album.
  3. Look at daguerreotypes of old girlfriends.

THE MARK TWAIN

  1. Pour 1½ oz. of Old Crow over ice.
  2. Add lemon juice.
  3. Add 2 dashes bitters.
  4. Grow a white, inch-thick mustache that hugs your lip.
  5. Hitch a ride down the Mississippi.

CAST IRON CHEF

  1. Acquire meat.
  2. Put some salt and pepper on it.
  3. Heat up pan.
  4. Pour 1 oz. Old Overholt over ice.

SHAVE & A SHOT

  1. Go to the barber.
  2. Get a shave.
  3. Pull out a flask of Old Grand-Dad.
  4. Aftershave.

TWO CENTS

  1. Pour 1 oz. of Old Overholt.
  2. Offer unsolicited advice.

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