EST. 1810 1835 1882

For men who like thEIr whiskey to taste like whiskEy

The Olds

For men who like
thEIr whiskey to
taste like whiskEy

Three of America’s oldest ryes and bourbons are now a family called “The Olds.” It’s whiskey like it used to be. Real, bold and true products of their times. And what strange, tough times they were.

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Old
Grand-Dad’s
Bucket List

 

5½ Gallon
Paint
Slop
Slosh
Muck
Pail

Recipe of the Day

boredom buster

A shot of Old Crow and a game of Pick Up Sticks.

  1. Pick up sticks from yard.
  2. Pour 1 ounce of Old Crow
More recipes

Hunker down.
Grand-Dad’s
in town.

Old Grand-Dad More Old
Grand-Dad

How not to
hold your
whiskey

  How Not to Hold Your Whiskey

Today’s
Horoscope

Today’s Horoscope

Wear your best bib and tucker for today you will meet a most fetching stranger named Mildred.

New Family
Wanted

Mine left me behind when they moved out West. They claim it was an accident. I don’t believe them. If interested, send telegram to Maximilian Caleb at the brick house on the hilltop. Knowledge of checkers, a plus.

It’s Brown.
It’s good.
It’s old
overholt!

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Old Overholt

Wet Your
Whistle Like
Mark Twain

Drink the drink
he used to drink.

Old Crow More Old Crow
Eggplant

Eggplant sets
new record

Farmer Irving sets a new record at the Cleveland Country Fair with a rounded purple vegetable. Asked what he plans to do with it, he simply said “baba ghanoush” and raised a glass of Old Crow.

Today’s
weather

 

Go outside and find out.

Marvin c. stone
invents
drinking device

Drinking Device

Idea for “drinking straws” happened whilst drinking a mint julep. Stone’s new waxed paper technology prevents glue from dissolving into his Old Grand-Dad.

Things:
Not What They
Used To Be

 

Conclusion reached after weekend convention with The Olds. Whiskeys were drunk, topics were talked and discussions discussed. Consensus: everything is changing, but these whiskeys are a-okay.

New Shovel

Great for cow burials!

New Shovel

Wet Your
Whistle Like
Mark Twain

Drink the drink
he used to drink.

Old Crow More Old Crow
Eggplant

Eggplant sets
new record

Farmer Irving sets a new record at the Cleveland Country Fair with a rounded purple vegetable. Asked what he plans to do with it, he simply said “baba ghanoush” and raised a glass of Old Crow.

Old Overholt

old overholt’s
least
favorite
mixers:

 

All of them.

Man Wins
Longest Chest
Hair Contest

Man Wins Longest Chest Hair Contest

Nigel Bloomington has a new feather in his cap after winning the title of Longest Chest Hair. Judged on both length and strength, he was the only contestant to score a perfect 5 out of 5 on the follicle scale.

It’s Brown.
It’s good.
It’s old
overholt!

More Old Overholt
Recipe of the Day

shave & a shot

  1. Go to the barber.
  2. Get a shave.
  3. Pull out a flask of Old Grand-Dad.
  4. Aftershave.
More recipes
Recipe of the Day

boredom buster

A shot of Old Crow and a game of Pick Up Sticks.

  1. Pick up sticks from yard.
  2. Pour 1 ounce of Old Crow
More recipes

Man Wins
Longest Chest
Hair Contest

Man Wins Longest Chest Hair Contest

Nigel Bloomington has a new feather in his cap after winning the title of Longest Chest Hair. Judged on both length and strength, he was the only contestant to score a perfect 5 out of 5 on the follicle scale.

New Family
Wanted

Mine left me behind when they moved out West. They claim it was an accident. I don’t believe them. If interested, send telegram to Maximilian Caleb at the brick house on the hilltop. Knowledge of checkers, a plus.

How not to
hold your
whiskey

  How Not to Hold Your Whiskey

Marvin c. stone
invents
drinking device

Drinking Device

Idea for “drinking straws” happened whilst drinking a mint julep. Stone’s new waxed paper technology prevents glue from dissolving into his Old Grand-Dad.

Hunker down.
Grand-Dad’s
in town.

Old Grand-Dad More Old Grand-Dad
Old Overholt

old overholt’s
least
favorite
mixers:

 

All of them.

Today’s
Horoscope

Today’s Horoscope

Wear your best bib and tucker for today you will meet a most fetching stranger named Mildred.

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